Some of your questions
If you need help, we have a list of frequently asked questions and answers. Click a question below to view the answer.
- Do the bettles fill up on flesh?
- Do you use harmful materials for skull cleaning?
- How do you pay for skulls people sell?
- What do you do when your beetles die?
- Why the white skull? Why not Black? Are you racists?
- Can I mount a White Stag to my car's hood?
Some of your questions
Do the bettles fill up on flesh?
Beetles will continually eat until they cannot eat no more. For your skull, we work them in 12 hour shifts as not to let them over eat and become lazy. We also have little treadmills they can run on to help build up an appetite.
Do you use harmful materials for skull cleaning?
Our whitening services uses leftover slop from Crest and Tide which we mix together. There has only been one explosion out of 439 cleanings, so we consider this product safe.
How do you pay for skulls people sell?
We originally used mafia money, had to clean up the bills somehow. Figured the feds wouldn't check out our shop and would be ok. We are working on accepting bitcoins and stock options for netflix. We can offer cash and paypal.
What do you do when your beetles die?
We offer 1 hour of grievance for the beetle's family members. They usually get hunger after that time and want to continue eating.
Why the white skull? Why not Black? Are you racists?
In order to get a black skull, we would need african beetles that leave a black residue. The closest we have are King Tuts, but it's more of a brown/tan color. The African Beetles are not allowed to be exported to the US, so we can contact a cleaner for you and work out a deal.
Can I mount a White Stag to my car's hood?
Yes... although it has a span of 8 feet, you might have to powerslide through a tunnel or smaller spaces.